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Moving to Texas

While there is plenty in this news story about Glenn Beck’s plan to move to the Dallas area that may turn your stomach, only the very last sentence puts real fear in my heart.

Meanwhile, Beck is gearing up for his “Restoring Courage” rally in Israel next month, a sequel to the “Restoring Honor” rally he held in Washington the same time last year.

Glenn Beck?  In Israel?!?  May God have mercy on us all!

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Because torturing you forever in hell isn't enough

Though this blog post is (correctly) filed under Christian Extremism, it makes me incredibly angry and sad.

U.S. citizens have donated less money to Japan so far than they did to either Haiti or Louisiana over the same time frame. While there are many possible explanations, it appears that these three disasters have at least one thing in common: many people seem to believe that they were caused by the Christian god.

Dear vjack,

The idea that God intentionally sends disasters upon people because of their misdeeds is profoundly anti-Christian.  It flies in the face of everything Jesus teaches in the New Testament, and actually in the face of much of Hebrew scripture as well (though there are some notable exceptions in the Torah!).

In churches that use the Revised Common Lectionary, we will hear a gospel reading this coming Sunday in which Jesus is asked “Who sinned, that this man was born blind?”  Jesus answered, “Nobody did.”  The Christian response to earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, tsunami, tornadoes, blizzards, plagues, and epidemics is the same.  Who sinned to make this happen?  Absolutely nobody.  For someone who identifies himself or herself as a Christian to say otherwise is to speak in ignorance and arrogance.  For leaders to say such abominations in public is to become a false prophet… and Jesus had some pretty harsh things to say about false prophets.

I promise you, the vast majority of Christians laugh at these false prophets, like Chuck Pierce, Glenn Beck, Tim LaHaye, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, and their ilk.  We become angry, because these persons taint our faith and our church with their complete lack of compassion and love for neighbor.  We try to distance ourselves from them. 

And the Undercover Nun stands up straight and says to the entire world:

  • These men speak falsely.
  • God does not send natural disasters to punish God’s beloved children. 
  • And faithful Christians are just as disgusted with these men as you are.

Mr. Lahaye, Mr. Pierce, Mr. Beck, and everyone else who preaches that the earthquake and tsunami and ensuring tragedies in Japan are the work of a vengeful, punishing God: Stop leading people astray, you brood of vipers.  Jesus warned us against false prophets like you, with your slanderous lies.  May God have mercy on your immortal souls.  God knows well enough, you need it.

So, vjack, on behalf of Christianity and the Church Universal (I know, that’s so presumptuous!), I am profoundly sorry for the lies of these ignorant, arrogant slanderers.  Undercover Nun honors your choice to reject the supernatural and the institution of religion — God knows there are days when I’ve wanted to do the same — and I hope you understand that we aren’t all like these men.

In loving-kindness,
the Undercover Nun

P.S. There are also plenty of Christians who have discovered that scripture says absolutely nothing about hell being a place of eternal torment, peopled by pointy-tailed demons with pitchforks and supervised by a devil.  And plenty of us who are convinced that the infinitely-loving God that scripture shows us would never condemn one of God’s beloved children… even the jerks mentioned by name in this post.  My prayer for them all is that when they die, they will get to heaven and be very surprised by what they see and whom they meet there.

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If prayer hasn’t cured this highly prayerful nation by now, it may be because our body politic has long since developed an immunity to it.

— Frank Rich, responding to Glenn Beck’s call for the US to return to God

Undercover Nun wonders whether our body politic ever lacked an immunity to prayer.  Thomas Jefferson was absolutely clear on wanting a wall of separation between the Church and the state, far more than actually got written in the Constitution.

That said, I pray each day for all who work in government, for those I agree with and those I disagree with.  I pray that they be guided by principles of wisdom and compassion, to find the best for all people.  I pray that they not be distracted by partisanship, that they remember we’re all in this for the long haul.  I pray that they be worthy of the trust we have given them. 

And I pray that they will never be immune to these prayers.

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Instead of looking at that and trying to figure out small and large issues that arise from such a fragmented view, Mr Beck and his ilk would have us look in completely wrong places for the problem, fanning fears of the other, scapegoating, trying to distract us from asking the real questions.

Such as why are some in our family treated like kings while others are made into peasants, why do some get great educations and others next to none, or even none, why do some get healthcare and others do not, why are some in our family so poor they’re actually starving?

The litany of ill is long, very, very long. The system stinks. So, why aren’t we trying to do something about it?

Here’s an idea. Think revolution. Mr Beck has turned from trashing social justice to trashing liberation theology. Well, this is liberation theology: take care of those who are at the bottom of our social structure and you will take care of everyone. Find the ways to empower, to educate to provide healthcare, to make sure no one is left behind, and then you have something worth celebrating.

Monkey Mind (via azspot)

Amen!

(via azspot)

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It’s not hard to see what Beck has against “liberation theology.” It’s the same reason people are often against “social justice.” Both ideas ask us to consider the plight of the poor. And that’s disturbing.

Some liberation theologians even consider the poor to be privileged carriers of God’s grace. In his book The True Church and the Poor, Jon Sobrino, a Jesuit theologian wrote, “The poor are accepted as constituting the primary recipients of the Good News and, therefore, as having an inherent capacity of understanding it better than anyone else.”

That’s pretty threatening for any comfortable Christian. For not only do we have to help the poor, not only do we have to advocate on their behalf, we also have to see them as perhaps understanding God better than we do.

But that’s not a new idea: It goes back to Jesus. The poor, the sick and the outcast “got” him better than the wealthy did. Perhaps because there was less standing between the poor and God. Less stuff. Maybe that’s why Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew, “If you wish to be perfect, sell all you have, and you will have treasure in heaven, and follow me.”

Like I said, pretty disturbing, then and now. It’s hardly “the opposite of the Gospel,” as Beck said. The opposite of the Gospel would be to acquire wealth and fail to work on behalf of the poor.

Glenn Beck vs. Christ the Liberator (via azspot)

Can Undacova Nun get a AY-MEN?

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I could give a flying crap about the political process. We’re an entertainment company. I’m a rodeo clown. If you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.

Glenn Beck (via jasencomstock, adailyriot)

It was only last week when Undercover Nun recommended this: If the esteemed Mister Beck would like to reclaim the civil rights movement, perhaps he could start by being civil.

I guess he wasn’t listening to me.  Regardless, Undercover Nun continues to pray for his immortal soul.  Not because I particularly want to, but because Jesus tells us to pray for our enemies.

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I wonder how many of the people at Beck’s “Restoring Our Honor” Rally realize the donations they gave are going to pay for the event first and not just to the Special Operations Warrior Foundation (SOWF). Shorter Glenn Beck… “Thanks for the donations…. suckers.” Gotta line Sister Sarah’s pockets before those military families get any help don’t you know.

Grifter Glenn Beck Thanks God for $600,000 Donation at ‘Restoring Our Honor’ Rally (via ryking)

Mister Beck, you are a false prophet.  You are leading Christ’s lambs away, putting a stumbling-block before God’s children.  Terrible punishments are described in the bible for those who do these things.  Woe to you, sir!

Glenn Beck, Undercover Nun prays for your immortal soul.

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I am here because injustice is here. Just as the prophets of the eighth century B.C. left their villages and carried their “thus saith the Lord” far beyond the boundaries of their home towns, and just as the Apostle Paul left his village of Tarsus and carried the gospel of Jesus Christ to the far corners of the Greco-Roman world, so am I compelled to carry the gospel of freedom beyond my own home town. Like Paul, I must constantly respond to the Macedonian call for aid.

I am cognizant of the interrelatedness of all communities and states. I cannot sit idly by in Atlanta and not be concerned about what happens in Birmingham. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. Never again can we afford to live with the narrow, provincial “outside agitator” idea. Anyone who lives inside the United States can never be considered an outsider anywhere within its bounds.

You may well ask: “Why direct action? Why sit-ins, marches and so forth? Isn’t negotiation a better path?” You are quite right in calling, for negotiation. Indeed, this is the very purpose of direct action. Nonviolent direct action seeks to create such a crisis and foster such a tension that a community which has constantly refused to negotiate is forced to confront the issue. It seeks to so dramatize the issue that it can no longer be ignored. My citing the creation of tension as part of the work of the nonviolent-resister may sound rather shocking. But I must confess that I am not afraid of the word “tension.” I have earnestly opposed violent tension, but there is a type of constructive, nonviolent tension which is necessary for growth. Just as Socrates felt that it was necessary to create a tension in the mind so that individuals could rise from the bondage of myths and half-truths to the unfettered realm of creative analysis and objective appraisal, we must we see the need for nonviolent gadflies to create the kind of tension in society that will help men rise from the dark depths of prejudice and racism to the majestic heights of understanding and brotherhood.

We know through painful experience that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed. Frankly, I have yet to engage in a direct-action campaign that was “well timed” in the view of those who have not suffered unduly from the disease of segregation. For years now I have heard the word “Wait!” It rings in the ear of every Negro with piercing familiarity. This “Wait” has almost always meant “Never.” We must come to see, with one of our distinguished jurists, that “justice too long delayed is justice denied.”

We have waited for more than 340 years for our constitutional and God-given rights. Perhaps it is easy for those who have never felt the stinging dark of segregation to say, “Wait.” But when you have seen vicious mobs lynch your mothers and fathers at will and drown your sisters and brothers at whim; when you have seen hate-filled policemen curse, kick and even kill your black brothers and sisters; when you see the vast majority of your twenty million Negro brothers smothering in an airtight cage of poverty in the midst of an affluent society; when you suddenly find your tongue twisted and your speech stammering as you seek to explain to your six-year-old daughter why she can’t go to the public amusement park that has just been advertised on television, and see tears welling up in her eyes when she is told that Funtown is closed to colored children, and see ominous clouds of inferiority beginning to form in her little mental sky, and see her beginning to distort her personality by developing an unconscious bitterness toward white people; when you have to concoct an answer for a five-year-old son who is asking: “Daddy, why do white people treat colored people so mean?”; when you take a cross-country drive and find it necessary to sleep night after night in the uncomfortable corners of your automobile because no motel will accept you; when you are humiliated day in and day out by nagging signs reading “white” and “colored”; when your first name becomes “nigger,” your middle name becomes “boy” (however old you are) and your last name becomes “John,” and your wife and mother are never given the respected title “Mrs.”; when you are harried by day and haunted by night by the fact that you are a Negro, living constantly at tiptoe stance, never quite knowing what to expect next, and are plagued with inner fears and outer resentments; when you go forever fighting a degenerating sense of “nobodiness” then you will understand why we find it difficult to wait. There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into the abyss of despair. I hope, sirs, you can understand our legitimate and unavoidable impatience.

You express a great deal of anxiety over our willingness to break laws. This is certainly a legitimate concern. Since we so diligently urge people to obey the Supreme Court’s decision of 1954 outlawing segregation in the public schools, at first glance it may seem rather paradoxical for us consciously to break laws. One may want to ask: “How can you advocate breaking some laws and obeying others?” The answer lies in the fact that there are two types of laws: just and unjust. I would be the first to advocate obeying just laws. One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that “an unjust law is no law at all”

Now, what is the difference between the two? How does one determine whether a law is just or unjust? A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law. To put it in the terms of St. Thomas Aquinas: An unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal law and natural law. Any law that uplifts human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust. All segregation statutes are unjust because segregation distorts the soul and damages the personality. It gives the segregator a false sense of superiority and the segregated a false sense of inferiority. Segregation, to use the terminology of the Jewish philosopher Martin Buber, substitutes an “I-it” relationship for an “I-thou” relationship and ends up relegating persons to the status of things. Hence segregation is not only politically, economically and sociologically unsound, it is morally wrong and awful. Paul Tillich said that sin is separation. Is not segregation an existential expression ‘of man’s tragic separation, his awful estrangement, his terrible sinfulness? Thus it is that I can urge men to obey the 1954 decision of the Supreme Court, for it is morally right; and I can urge them to disobey segregation ordinances, for they are morally wrong.

I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.” Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

I had hoped that the white moderate would understand that law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice and that when they fan in this purpose they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress. I had hoped that the white moderate would understand that the present tension in the South is a necessary phase of the transition from an obnoxious negative peace, in which the Negro passively accepted his unjust plight, to a substantive and positive peace, in which all men will respect the dignity and worth of human personality. Actually, we who engage in nonviolent direct action are not the creators of tension. We merely bring to the surface the hidden tension that is already alive. We bring it out in the open, where it can be seen and dealt with. Like a boil that can never be cured so long as it is covered up but must be opened with an its ugliness to the natural medicines of air and light, injustice must be exposed, with all the tension its exposure creates, to the light of human conscience and the air of national opinion before it can be cured.

In your statement you assert that our actions, even though peaceful, must be condemned because they precipitate violence. But is this a logical assertion? Isn’t this like condemning a robbed man because his possession of money precipitated the evil act of robbery? Isn’t this like condemning Socrates because his unswerving commitment to truth and his philosophical inquiries precipitated the act by the misguided populace in which they made him drink hemlock? Isn’t this like condemning Jesus because his unique God-consciousness and never-ceasing devotion to God’s will precipitated the evil act of crucifixion? We must come to see that, as the federal courts have consistently affirmed, it is wrong to urge an individual to cease his efforts to gain his basic constitutional rights because the quest may precipitate violence. Society must protect the robbed and punish the robber.

I have tried to stand between these two forces, saying that we need emulate neither the “do-nothingism” of the complacent nor the hatred and despair of the black nationalist. For there is the more excellent way of love and nonviolent protest. I am grateful to God that, through the influence of the Negro church, the way of nonviolence became an integral part of our struggle.

Oppressed people cannot remain oppressed forever. The yearning for freedom eventually manifests itself, and that is what has happened to the American Negro. Something within has reminded him of his birthright of freedom, and something without has reminded him that it can be gained. … So let him march; let him make prayer pilgrimages to the city hall; let him go on freedom rides—and try to understand why he must do so. If his repressed emotions are not released in nonviolent ways, they will seek expression through violence; this is not a threat but a fact of history.

But though I was initially disappointed at being categorized as an extremist, as I continued to think about the matter I gradually gained a measure of satisfaction from the label. Was not Jesus an extremist for love: “Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you.” Was not Amos an extremist for justice: “Let justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.” Was not Paul an extremist for the Christian gospel: “I bear in my body the marks of the Lord Jesus.” Was not Martin Luther an extremist: “Here I stand; I cannot do otherwise, so help me God.” And John Bunyan: “I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience.” And Abraham Lincoln: “This nation cannot survive half slave and half free.” And Thomas Jefferson: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal …” So the question is not whether we will be extremists, but what kind of extremists we will be. Will we be extremists for hate or for love? Will we be extremists for the preservation of injustice or for the extension of justice? In that dramatic scene on Calvary’s hill three men were crucified. We must never forget that all three were crucified for the same crime—-the crime of extremism. Two were extremists for immorality, and thus fell below their environment. The other, Jesus Christ, was an extremist for love, truth and goodness, and thereby rose above his environment.

But the judgment of God is upon the church as never before. If today’s church does not recapture the sacrificial spirit of the early church, it will lose its authenticity, forfeit the loyalty of millions, and be dismissed as an irrelevant social club with no meaning for the twentieth century. Every day I meet young people whose disappointment with the church has turned into outright disgust.

Perhaps I have once again been too optimistic. Is organized religion too inextricably bound to the status quo to save our nation and the world? Perhaps I must turn my faith to the inner spiritual church, the church within the church, as the true ecclesia and the hope of the world. But again I am thankful to God that some noble souls from the ranks of organized religion have broken loose from the paralyzing chains of conformity and joined us as active partners in the struggle for freedom, They have left their secure congregations and walked the streets of Albany, Georgia, with us. They have gone down the highways of the South on tortuous rides for freedom. Yes, they have gone to jail with us. Some have been dismissed from their churches, have lost the support of their bishops and fellow ministers. But they have acted in the faith that right defeated is stronger than evil triumphant.

Never before have I written so long a letter. I’m afraid it is much too long to take your precious time. I can assure you that it would have been much shorter if I had been writing from a comfortable desk, but what else can one do when he is alone in a narrow jail cell, other than write long letters, think long thoughts and pray long prayers?

Let us all hope that the dark clouds of racial prejudice will soon pass away and the deep fog of misunderstanding will be lifted from our fear-drenched communities, and in some not too distant tomorrow the radiant stars of love and brotherhood will shine over our great nation with all their scintillating beauty.

Yours for the cause of Peace and Brotherhood,

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Martin Luther King, Jr., from his Letter from Birmingham Jail

Your homework for today s to go read one of the Reverend Doctor King’s speeches, letters, or books.  Find one online and read it.  It won’t take long.  And then come share your favorite bits with us.

Mr. Beck has no idea what the civil rights movement is, nor a concept of its history, nor the abuse and degradation that its activists have lived with.  I don’t know whether we can ever demonstrate this to him.  But at least we can share our testimony, our witness.  We can tell the world that we have even the slightest inkling, even in the midst of our own privilege and prejudices.

God loves each and every one of us.  God loves Jimmy Carter, and God loves Sarah Palin.  God loves George W. Bush, and God loves Ronald Reagan, and God loves Desmond Tutu and God loves Nelson Mandela.  God loves Glenn Beck, and God loves Mahatma Gandhi, and God loves Martin Luther King, Jr.

This is great good news!  And it comes with the next bit of homework, for the rest of our lives.  Now it’s our turn to love them all, too… even the ones we don’t like or don’t even want to like.  That is what the civil rights movement is about: love to all persons, equal access to the good things in life, from food and shelter to freedom and recognition.  For the white, brown, and black; for the women and men and transgendered; for the heterosexual, homosexual, polyamorous, pansexual, and any other kind of —sexual I’ve forgotten; for every single person.

Why are you still hanging around here?  Go!  Do your homework now!

Oh yeah, and also?  PREACH IT, BROTHER MARTIN!!!

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